Sunday, January 27, 2019

Shovel-ready project: removing a dead agave

The Whale's Tongue agave in front of the house bloomed last spring, and has been slowly decomposing ever since.
Bloom spike emerging in mid-April
Bloom spike getting taller - end of April
Dying back by September
Because our biannual city brush pick-up is scheduled for Monday, the agave had to be removed this weekend, to avoid doing the job during a blazing hot summer, when the next pick-up is scheduled. Plus, it looked terrible, and it was starting to stink.

After reading Pam Penick's post on how her "Moby" was removed after his demise, I had a good idea of the job ahead.

The first step was to remove the spiky leaves. I thought some of the oldest, driest leaves might simply snap off or pull out, but no. They were tough and fibrous, yet flexible, like thick burlap or jute cloth. I had to cut off each leaf by sawing through it with a cleaver (the sharpest implement I could find in the house).

Many of the oldest leaves were rotting, with a horrible odor, housing all sorts of bugs involved in decomposition (like the ones that hang out in the compost bin). Luckily, I didn't see any agave weevils - hooray.
Fiber and rot
I don't have photos of the nitty-gritty work to share, as my double-gloved hands were covered in slimy agave muck and sap during the tiring, hours-long job. I wore long sleeves, a t-shirt and a jacket, and rose gloves over latex gloves to protect my upper body from the caustic sap. Every time I went into the house to take a break, I had to strip off both glove layers and the jacket, wash my hands, then put the jacket, new latex gloves, and the rose gloves back on when I was ready to start again.

After sawing off every last leaf, the agave heart was left to dig out. Although my agave did bloom, it didn't form bulbils - either the agave was sterile, or it wasn't pollinated properly. So I didn't have to worry about protecting baby agaves during the dismantling process.
Blooms emerged in May, but no babies formed
The plant was already very wobbly, so Jack tried to pull it out using his body weight, by holding onto the bloom stalk, climbing onto the lower portion of the heart, and leaning back. That served to break off the bloom stalk at its base, but alas, the heart remained secured to the ground.

After Jack chainsawed the woody bloom stalk into pieces to haul to the curb, I tried to dig the heart out with a shovel. A thick mass of deep roots refused to yield, so Jack hacked away at them with the cleaver until they finally let go. Victory!
Severed roots on base of stump: some by shovel, some by cleaver
It took both of us to roll the heart to the curb, which weighed at least a hundred pounds, maybe more.

The final part of the job was to stuff all the cut-off leaves into yard bags.

It was a difficult and rather disgusting job and one I do not plan to repeat, as I won't be replacing the dead agave with another big agave. I've decided I much prefer soft, lush and fragrant plants to pointy, stabby ones, particularly in front of the house near the sidewalk and driveway.

Now there's a big empty spot in the front garden to fill, and a lot more cutting back to do.

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